Thursday, March 26, 2009

Bumbling Bomber Blasts Best Buddies


A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up today, killing six other militant murders as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target.

"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," the Afghan interior minister said.

Seems Allah wasn't on their side after all.

The happy accident occurred in the Helmand province of southern Afghanistan where allied troops—mainly British—are struggling against a growing Taliban-led insurgency.

I am unable to confirm reports that the bomber's last words were: "Bye, guys. Say, what does this button do again?"

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